Mojockeym

mojockeym


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Sick puppers 7 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I have a basset! He is not one of those lay around lazy bassets. He is 6 and acts like an excited goofy puppy.
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Suddenly education would improve dramatically 16 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Here in Oklahoma our schools are running out of money. Many have stopped giving homework because they can't afford the paper, schools are combining to save money, they are cutting down to four days a week to save on bills and teachers are at risk for a pay cut. Some teachers are already working a second job because their pay sucks. I had a friend who went to school to be a teacher and passed all the necessary tests. She was offered a teaching job but turned it down because she made more working at McDonald's.
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when you're horrible at comforting 29 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
The only ones I will eat are the yellow and orange ones.
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That's a good joke 4 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
My mom taught me how to change my oil, how to change a tire, and that you don't need a man to be happy and to get things done. My dad taught me how not to parent and that people suck.
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vego 3 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Well if you are a recovering alcoholic, it means you used to drink a lot of alcohol but have now stopped. A recovering vegetarian would be someone who was a vegetarian but has stopped.
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21 vs 10,000 in military war 11 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Isn't being a Sikh a religion? They were part of the British Indian Army. Wouldn't they be both?
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Small Deeds Can Make Anyone's Day Better 4 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
They are actual friends. They didn't sit with him because he was alone. They sat there because they always eat lunch together.
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21 vs 10,000 in military war 11 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I think they killed around 600 of the Afghans.
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It's illegal 16 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I love Jack Whitehall. He is such a doll.
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It was 96 degrees today! I'm ready for hoodie weather. 22 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I've been through there but never stopped. I live close to Enid.
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It was 96 degrees today! I'm ready for hoodie weather. 22 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Northern central. Pretty much the middle of nowhere.
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It was 96 degrees today! I'm ready for hoodie weather. 22 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I live in Oklahoma! It was even hotter east of me. It got over 100.
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Solo/chewbacca reversible jacket 16 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
He looks so happy!
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Samuel L Jackson narrates "Go The F*ck To Sleep" 62 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
This is my life
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Millionaire - filthiest question & audience ever 3 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I knew this.
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let's turn this truck around 2 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
It looks scared.
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cat 8 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
This is how we were adopted by our cat.
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insert title here 10 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I read this in his voice. I love the accent.
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Scratchy blanket 4 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
I have a blue one and a pink one. My grandmother has one in every color.
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Not sure which is more legendary 5 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Love him
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Sent from heaven 5 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Our wifi is open, but only because everyone forgot our password for the last one.
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This is why you shouldn't send unsolicited d*ck pics. Especially if you're a minor. 16 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
If she sent them to people, she is also distributing them. She had 500 printed out and sent them. She allegedly has 30 boys doing her bidding, so she at least has 30 separate pictures. They can do each picture as a separate charge which means 30 counts of possession and 500 counts of distribution.
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This is why you shouldn't send unsolicited d*ck pics. Especially if you're a minor. 16 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Isn't it considered child porn if they are under 18?
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Feel old? 25 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
Ahhh! I'm so old! I was 14 when it happened. My memory of that day is so odd. I can remember so much of it in great detail, but it is also like a blur. So many of us were in shock.
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I don't think this is what they mean by "bird dog" 9 comments
mojockeym · 8 years ago
That way everyone gets to be in at least one picture
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