Is that a challenge?

In junior high, four girls put their hair in pony tails and then cut them off while at school. One girl cut hers really short and her mom got really pissed. She took her to get it fixed but it never looked right.

One time our sewer pipe got clogged with tree roots and we had to wait a couple of days to get it fixed. We left if we needed to go number 2 but would still pee in it. It started to smell so I decided to pour bleach in it. It started fizzing and gave off an awful smell. It started coming up the tub drain too. It stunk up the whole house. We had to seal off the bathroom for a few days. So that's how I accidentally tried to kill my whole family.

For some reason the last pic reminds me of the kid from Up.

I'm so tired. It took me forever to figure out what was wrong with it.

We got our cat because it kept coming in through a window. It would run when it seen us but has now become a loving pet. It pretty much lives indoors now. Sometimes they choose you.

My hubby's birthday is on Valentine's Day. I try to get stuff for both. I even get two seperate cards.

This happened at a KFC years ago. I belive the code was to order an extra biscuit.

There was a mumps outbreak at some of the schools in my town recently.

My son cut his forehead open and you could see his nerves and blood vessels and veins. It was so cool. There was blood everywhere but he acted like nothing even happened.

Actually, babies have an extremely strong grip. It is part of the Palmer Reflex. Pound for pound, they are stronger, until they lose it at around 6 months.

Not me. It is painful for me not to wear a bra.

Ugh. I just got over one of these. The bastard was there for almost 2 weeks.

Or you could use a lock

When I was little, my dad had a bottle of Dr. Pepper in his hand, and I asked for a drink. He said sure and handed it to me. IT WASN'T DR. PEPPER! IT WAS HIS DIP SPIT! It was so nasty. I wonder why we don't have a good relationship.

We had a cat named Mike that ended up being a Michelle. We just call her Mikey.

I thought those were bubbles shooting out.