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The end is nigh 26 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Pretty sure War is second. Conquest, War, Famine and then Death.
The end is nigh 26 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I was referring to Conquest, but you never know.
The end is nigh 26 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I think he is also supposed to be the Anti-Christ.
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My kind of bbq 3 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Bitch Be Quiet
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The end is nigh 26 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I've seen both. The Bible seems to support Conquest as the name.
"Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer." Revelation 6:1-2
Pestilence seems to be more prevalent in pop culture.
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The end is nigh 26 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse- Death, Famine, War, and Conquest
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This wood has been dyed to look like a brick of lava 5 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I thought it was a weird cheese
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Tip for perverts: Don't watch p*rn in front of a giant mirror at Starbucks 10 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I had to kick more than one person out of McDonald's for watching porn in the lobby.
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Whoops 6 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I used to work at McDonald's and one day when I was working in the drive thru, I answered the headset as "Thank you for choosing McDonald's go the fuck away". I had been thinking that but it accidentally came out of my mouth as well. I once accidentally told someone to go to Braum's as well which was across the street.
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Seriously?? 3 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Where I work, we get people's email addresses when we set up their accounts. I asked a woman her email and she looked me in the eye with a straight face and said (her name)[email protected] It's a video rental store so she naturally asked where we kept our adult movies.
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Geevjo 126 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Medohu
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Alfie Wickers was legendary 2 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I love this show and the movie. I wish there were more.
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It might happen 8 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
McDonald's cut ties with Disney years ago. I highly doubt they will bring the sauce back without being able to attach the movie name to it.
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Anon goes to the bathroom 5 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I can't imagine someone saying no in this situation. I'm​ sure the elderly gentleman was just as embarrassed. Thank you for not just leaving him like that.
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Tumblr. The only place you can talk openly about sex, but not open say the word SEX. 3 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I'm the same way! I can't stand it. I close my eyes and cover my eyes. I can feel my face turn red as soon as I know it's coming.
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Beauty is for your own benefit 18 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
I watched something recently​ about a girl with a beard. She has PCOS and used to shave. She stopped and let it grow out. She seems happy. I couldn't do it but good for her if she is truly happy.
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If only Xavier's school has houses 19 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Woo! Hufflepuff!
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Beauty is for your own benefit 18 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
That's the most likely reason. I have PCOS but luckily without the excess facial hair.
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Useless signs 8 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Our bridge has the height posted everywhere with flashing lights. It still gets hit. They painted a monster with teeth on it as a further warning. Didn't work.
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Useless signs 8 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
We need the bridge sign in my town. We have a bridge that is constantly getting hit. It has become a townwide joke.
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Things that usually happen on monday 15 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Mine too! It would make my day if I got all yellow.
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His eyes are screaming 19 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
My mother makes a decent salary and can afford the insurance every month but the deductible is the killer. She needs surgery on both of her eyes but can't afford to pay it. What's the point of having it if you can't use it?
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I swear these adds are just getting weirder and weirder 13 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
When I scrolled to the bottom of the page, this same gem was waiting for me.
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Neil Tyson, ladies and gentlemen 2 comments
mojockeym · 4 years ago
Sorry this is totally unrelated to the post. My son has a trach and my phone is always autocorrecting it to teach, and I just thought it was funny that you meant teaching but it says traching. We like to say we are traching it one day at a time.