This happened to Galadriel in “A Deadly Education”. She found an incredibly rare and powerful book trying to get out of the stacks while the library tried to keep her in.

Tastes like chicken?

How are they not in the Olympics?

NTA. And why shouldn’t you keep it? It’s yours, you found it, it came to you.

This is me

"It's a Japan thing. Apparently, it's from anime. Senpai means someone you're suppose to look up to. (in this case a senior or a teacher if you're thinking of that chick from Misao who liked her teacher.) All in all 'Notice Me Senpai' means you want someone older than you to like you." -urban dictionary

What movie is the painting in?

Sonic?

Harry potter
Pride and prejudice
King killer series (first two because Patrick rather travel and write his blog)
Dune

King killer series

The Land Before Time!

Where's the buy button!!!!

This is a myth, but a great idea, nevertheless.

Alphabet in alphabetical order?

My art teacher threatened that if our model blewup and destroyed someone elses we would get a 0 for the whole project.

My book only goes to page 198.... This isn't good.

How on earth do they get lights on every branch and twig?

I know my future self would really appreciate a nap.

Who paid his rent?

Was it a valid TD?!

Watch inequality for all on Netflix for an explanation.

*Server*

The bad guy was wearing a lot of layers of clothing. Probably training for the dog.