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Modern and classic melted together 6 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
It's another glitch in the matrix!
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So close yet so far 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Great, now I'm craving chocolate! Thanks!
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Who else likes the sound of this? 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
That's good only if you have the air compressor to back it up!
I mean... Really 9 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If Heaven and Hell do exist, maybe our existence on Earth is our purgatory from a previous life!!!??!!!
How is this a bed 1 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Every f*cking time!!
Oh yeah 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If he said that, he wouldn't have to say "tard," therefore he would reveal his true immaturity!
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Know the Tail Your Cat's Tail is Telling 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
It's all part of the grand cat-spiracy! Don't look directly into their eyes or they will have the power to abduct you!
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10 year old magician 24 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
This post is wrong in so many different ways, it's like a maze without an exit!
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Sweet 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Hit me right in the feels!
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I don't think I know a guy who can't relate 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
yes, take a few valiums and chill out. it's getting to a point where no one can say anything or crack a joke without offending or oppressing some group or gender somewhere!
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IMAO 23 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
This shows how people try to manipulate all information to make you think whatever they say is true, but they are all lies.Uninformed "sheep" will believe anything they hear.
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b*tches be like 13 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Don't do that. Slut juice can ruin your paint!
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Spend five hours a day on the computer can kill you 6 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
To get more info, check the internet, on your computer...
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A dangerous plant 4 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Or your back pocket.
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China Refuses To Let It Happen 6 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Is it just me or does the silhouette printed on the box look like a profile of Elvis?
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It has finally happened... Kinda 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
To omglmnop, that's Sargeant Sarcasm to you. I just got the promotion today!
Christmas Gift Fail 6 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Where the f**k would he plug them in, anyway?
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Lame Puns 6 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
That was so pucking punny!
Running at 45mph 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
At 45 MPH, you'd probably get the same road rash as in a motorcycle accident. Dont forget to wear a helmet and full leathers or denim.
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The reality of life 2 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
And they are making a huge profit when you pay for it!
wow time flies 41 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
I've been on for about a month. It just seems longer.
The drinks been spiked 10 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Either way would probably work.
My brain hurts now 9 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
I'm not sure, but I think they waited too long!
So you're telling me, there's a chance? 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
"I told you not to use those magic beans in the chili!!!"
The drinks been spiked 10 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Was that content or contents?