I prefer the 69 Co-Po Camaro with the ZL-1 427!

Or a singing group Leonardo D'a Cappela.

There's a glitch in the matrix!

"Chunky for your pleasure": Is that what vaginal warts feel like? Cuz if it is, I'll take the smooth version.

K

I prefer the older way actually

If they make signs the same way they write prescriptions, no one will ever know what they want!

Subway really sucks. It's basicly a salad in bread, with one layer of meat. Not worth it. Togo's is a much better sandwich.

A long time ago, my chem teacher dropped a small sliver of sodium into a bucket with a gallon of water. It looked cool, a flame darting above the water for two seconds before burning out.

Don't forget Nation's and the Ice Creamery if you end up in California!

What about Chili's and Carl's Jr/Hardee's?

You left the iron plugged in, too!

where's the buy button?