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Hot Heart of Rose 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Oh, okay. That I can deal with.
Einstein 29 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
But before we do that, we have to set up a bunch of phony isps around the globe so they can't trace where we originated from.
<Al Capone>
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This vending machine was not kind 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
It's okay. I've spent my whole life applying mechanical logic to almost everything, plus I've spent too much money buying things from vending machines. But on the plus side, if someone could shake this machine just a little, it may dislodge the obstruction. Catch-22, If the red bull dropped,they would have enough energy to do so.
Homeless Musician and his Cat 15 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
It's okay. Some of us understand and accept you as you are, flaws and all.
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Kinda cool, huh? 16 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
THE SOUND OF A GUN BEING COCKED RIGHT BEHIND YOUR EAR!
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How clef-er. 18 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
STOP THE VIOLINS! KEEP VIOLINS OUT OF THE STREETS!
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Smoke them? 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Or you finish all the greasy pots, then someone brings in a glass bowl.
Boxes, man 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
wrong box!
This vending machine was not kind 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Not with the double-flap doors that most vending machines now have!
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How Europeans view Americans 24 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
I think someone forgot to take their Zoloft yesterday!
Hardest decision ever 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
You won't find out if you don't open the door!
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Einstein 29 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If you let it finish loading, it will load eventually. You can't reboot your computer in the middle of a download without consequences!
<King Tutankhamen>
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Happy birthday turtle 9 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
That's strange. I justfeel bad for their monitor if someone has the nerve to downvote them.
Hot Heart of Rose 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If you think I wasd planning to stab someone in the heart with this, you're wrong. I was simply stating that after seeing such a beautiful piece that took lots of labor to create, who wouldn't fall in love with the artist?
When to Change/Wash 28 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Minimum or maximum?
Birth Control 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If your plans include you getting wet, always use an umbrella or raincoat!
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Simply beautiful 14 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Guns themselves are not dangerous at all. The only time they could be dangerous is when some stupid fucker picks it up and pulls the trigger!
That feeling 13 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
I agree!
Admit it: He went from your least favourite character to top under 5 23 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Die Hard series rocks!
So you wanna have kids? 23 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
More like Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son.
Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk. 69 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Great! I love interstellar parties!
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Shieeeeeet tyroneeeee 11 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Froot loops are racist because they don't have black or white loops!
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Crochet wheel cover 2 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Actually , that could also be used as a pretty good crab net.
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Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk. 69 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
But, but, but I'm bringing alcohol!
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Or just George.. 63 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
WOW, THAT ALL STARTED TO SOUND PRETTY INTERESTING UNTIL YOU SAID HARRY FRICKLED HIS SISTER. WERE YOU REFERRING TO HARRY'S SISTER OR RON'S SISTER?
I SAW THE FISRT MOVIE ONLY. BUT I DO REMEMBER HARRY BEING AN ORPHAN AND ONLY CHILD. AM I CORRECT?
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