I hope feelings are the only things felt. BTW, I don't know what OTP stands for either.

your trying to trigger a uprise, huh?

Probably better!

Euthansia is the only known cure for stupidity. All the other drugs and pills just cover up the symptoms, but can't stop the disease from running its course.

Are we dun yet?

Right off the end of the dresser!

That notebook has to be at least 16 years old!

^*they're or they are

I know that. If you read my first reply, I stated that the OP spelled it wrong, but the guest spelled it right twice. And no, I am not a vegan. I am a member of PETA-Prefer Eating Tasty Animals!

Cirrusly?

Trust us. It's as safe here as stepping on a landmine!

He spelled extravaganza wrong once, but you spelled it right twice. You tried to point out his error but missed the mark.

Pink Floyd, The Wall
We don't need no...Education!
We don't need no thought control!

Wait, some of us are already there, young one!

If it was a wave, the people standing on that beach and the cities next to the beach would be wiped clean!

I agree with pokethebear. Reading is fine until you start believing that the characters are real and the real world around you only exists in your mind.

Plot twist- That soft crunch he heard was his front bumper crushing the trunk of the car in front of him, throwing him into a downward spiral of traffic courts, insurance rate hikes and Cheeto Addiction counselling classes.

Of course, it's hilarious, but it's still not pretty!