Plz can someone confirm that she is okay because otherwise I won't be able to sleep again

If the divorce papers are a suprise then I think you need to open up better communication. I'm sure she didn't make the decision lightly

How can they both be wrong.. You've exploded my brain

Don't believe everything you read on the internet..including this comment

I can only take my own bra strap off, it's too confusing on another person

I can lie on my front and have space for my big di... Oh wait I'm a woman

The bus drivers who wait for you to sit down are the true heros

I was shot by my brother with a gun from Duke nukem and i just fell and fell and fell until I woke up

How is it going in florida? Whenever I check the news it doesn't seem to give info in how it is for the people there.. I have a friend in Disney world who seems to be going around as normal but idk if she's just trying to look good on Facebook

My favourite character :)

Wait until you're working.. I don't know if I can do this for the next 50 years xD

The moment I get into bed and just before falling asleep is the greatest feeling

I heard that more razors are bad for the skin so best stick with one or two blades

I miss pakalu before he sold his Facebook page :(

I think i feel unsafe so i need both of them to help, I'll have to hold on tight to their biceps

Pealing an orange sounds like hard work but not as difficult as fixing the environment we've screwed up

Donald Trump is not my friend but I don't know what to do with my life