Bonus of having small boobs.. More likely to get cpr

I was not ready for this mind blowing information

I graduated from university, got a job and got a car (and survived driving to my new job) ^^ definitely my most successful year of my life so far

I feel like this was just an excuse to post pictures of semi naked women

Is that 45kgs in the restaurant or the country or what?

Thank you :) sometimes I think my own heart beat is foot steps and get scared so yeah xD this is very kind

I had to watch at least 5 times to figure out what actually happened

Do you select the hand on the gun? These things are hard

I read that as a potassium trap..

Not even in exams anymore.. Just in life

I've literally never heard anyone talk about cultural appropriation other than online

I often add condoms to the bottom of my mother in laws shopping list to see if she notices

When your 'friend' goes on a long rant and afterwards says 'sorry for talking about myself so much, howre you?' before promptly going offline for the rest of the day

That sad face :(

Omg you've got to keep it and love it as if it's your own

When you're eating, see nsfw but click anyway...

Who makes up all these days? There's so many of them that I can't keep up.. Do you have to register a day with an organisation? Or can I just make it up?

Id rather have chocolate than flowers because they taste nicer

We owe you money