Bro chill xD

I'd say don't be too upset if they don't like you.. And don't get over excited if they do like you.. Just play it cool

2015.. I don't get this reference xD

I guess it is a bit of a problem sometimes? XD but not really

Bobbbbb :'( best character of any series ever..' i hope it doesn't suck' </3

After working in retail, a desk job is like heaven

The only friends I have on funsubstance is the little message that says 'yay you're back! We missed you while you were gone'.. Makes me feel special every time

I don't know I've just realised I've never been cooked for by a black person

There's nothing worse than someone you've put in the friend zone trying to break through.. It's thoroughly off putting. If I don't fancy you then being annoying isn't going to change

I wish there was a way to send friendly messages like 'sorry i didn't mean to' or 'i can't move forward because there's someone blocking the way'.. They might be a bit long

What is on the other side of the flat earth? Rocks?

My dog is called moonpie

Is noone else concerned about how he got out?

You just described my partner :) well he didn't slay anyone but he did say 'oi don't be like that' to a stranger who swore at me.. It was good enough for me <3

If you could not put coins on top of a slippery plastic note (uk) that would be great

Nothing better than getting a double mint.. Other than getting an extra long hula hoop

I feel too guilty.. If i run out of work to do I only allow myself to look at the news because it seems semi relevant

I always eat my boyfriends crisps which have black or green bits on because he's fussy

Seriously though is it a butt plug or what?