Perspective...Find a new one 26 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
I think the feminist argument is that in the modern world those roles are just social constructs and not based on gender specific skills anymore (women are capable of working, men are capable of looking after kids) so they aren't really feminine or masculine.. They're just choices
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You better consult Jesus, too 2 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
I don't understand why people get drunk on Christmas eve unless they are immune to hangovers
Face palm (pls enter gif) 3 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
In the uk.. Receptionist: ok how about in 4 weeks?
Patient: but I'm in pain and it's only getting worse
Receptionist: if you speak to me in that tone I'll have to ask you to leave
Patient: but I'm in pain and it's only getting worse
Receptionist: if you speak to me in that tone I'll have to ask you to leave
A good way to eat salad 9 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
Just about anywhere really, I just say no croutons and order a side of fries.. Then just tip them on top ^^ im getting hungry now thinking about it
A good way to eat salad 9 comments
I beg 10 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
I friendzoned someone for a few years and then he went to university and I realised he was the greatest person I'd ever met and now we are engaged.. We're both glad we didn't go out with each sooner though because it gave us both time to grow and mature before coming back to each other.
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Looking on the bright side 7 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
My mums boss who is really rich knitted her an ammonite and everyone who comes in the house is like 'what's with the snail' xD
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Would u? 27 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
Would you have to be completely alone for the whole time? Because I might go a bit crazy without human contact
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Plot twist 41 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
Btw i don't care if it's a man doing it, if a woman does it it's annoying too.. I've never heard of the word man spreading until this post
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Plot twist 41 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
Well I just push them back then move away, it's just like people who stick their elbows out or have bags on the seat.. I don't know why everyone thinks it's weird that I don't like to be touched by strangers
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Plot twist 41 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
I love how people on funsubstance always complain about people being overly sensitive but here we have a good example of butt hurt over nothing xD trolololol
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Plot twist 41 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
Wow i never knew anyone could be so sensitive xD I can't believe I've been so offensive to suggest that people don't want to be touched by another persons legs, i apologise profusely for my ignorance on the subject of testicle warmth
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Plot twist 41 comments
Plot twist 41 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
I see, sometimes if someone manspreads next to me I do it back to push their leg away
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Plot twist 41 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
What happens when two manspreaders sit next to each other? Is there a knee fight for space?
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I feel your humiliation too 16 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
I think 5 inches is average when erect :) but even less than that would be fine.. I don't need you to tickle my cervix just hit the g spot
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I feel your humiliation too 16 comments
moon
· 7 years ago
As a woman I'd like to tell you that an average sized penis is perfectly pleasurable .. And I mean the true average, not the porn average
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
