The bleach blonde hair with roots showing really gives it away

Was it the same guys who harass you in Rome and Barcelona with roses expecting you to give them money? even when they had to lay the rose across your knee because you wouldn't hold it (yes this happened to me, i then threw the rose back at him)

I thought it was LGBTQQIAAPP2S?

It annoys me when I see parents saying yes to everything their kids want in the shop.. When I was a kid I once robbed a packet of chewing gum because breaking the law was a better option than asking my parents.. But I felt so guilty i confessed anyway and they threw it in the bin :(

*stabs the centre of your teeth several times until it cracks* yep you're going to need a filling

That bath is freaking awesome!!

In the first year of high school to break the ice and make friends we had to draw the person next to us. My drawing was so bad that my partner got really upset and drew me really fat and wouldn't be my friend :(

I think vaping to quit smoking is great (that's what I did) but some people vape constantly, even more than they used to smoke

I don't know what you're talking about but Linda McCartney vegetarian sausages are nicer than the real thing

As a lady when I walk into a bathroom with urinals all of the blood drains from my face as i run out

Actually I'm eating sausage and hash brown which is better than sex

Maybe it's because the modelling industry forces young women to starve themselves to near death and profits from it? And guys are less likely to end up in a job like that

I guess I'm the only one who kind of enjoys the drama? XD i do miss the simpler times though like when =3 was good

But I thought Christians didn't believe in dinosaurs

My boyfriend has been reading too much recently and keeps trying to convince me that life is a simulation and it's FREAKING ME OUT MAN!!

If it's been 10-15 years and he's not moved on and found someone then he needs to reassess his life choices instead of judging someone elses

Moments later he was mauled to death

There was still more fapping action in the American one though.. A bit too much xD

Everyone over the age of 50 talks to me like a child.. When I got my job people kept saying 'oh got your first adult job' (did all my other jobs not count?).. Im 25 -.-

Who said no one cares? I care :(