At first I thought 'he's not tall' until I realised he was sitting down

Thanks Bob, please do

Chips, always chips

People who start conversations with 'when I went inter railing at 18...'

And sand repellant sandwiches

True, sex is just a warm up

This is great, they should be everywhere!!

I stopped my dog eating a mouldy tomato today which she had hidden in her den

Looks delicious, I love tiny food

It's not well behaved just too fat to move, poor thing

Sorry but making people feel better about thigh gaps by being rude about the size of peoples vaginas doesn't really work. Loose vagina? Why is that something to be ashamed of? Most people who have 'loose' vaginas have children and they wouldn't give them up just to please a man with her tight vagina

Looks like the kid was trying to raise the stick over but it still clipped it

Meanwhile in the UK its being confiscated from epileptic children who severely need it

That is a very green mosque

Wait until you have to pay for plastic bags, you'll suddenly realise its a gold mine

Batch, balm cake, bun, roll, bap

White dog poo

Two signs have appeared on a bridge by mine saying 'thank you for saving our sons life' it made me tear up, I hope the saver sees it

Same if you say you're proud to be English or have an English flag