Sorry for your loss. That's never easy.

Yes.

I was right there with you.

I wasn't complaining, I rather like the name.

Umm, what?

I don't know if he actually adheres to this but he clearly knows how it should be done. My last company was just like yours, too bad they didn't follow this and only talked about it.

The winking face is the only thing saving you right now sir.

Don't you mean "we" instead of "he?"
Sorry again, had to.

This is false. King Tut could only Ollie.

I got mine last week!

Why the fuck is that directed at Americans?

I would, complete with popcorn.

The Force.

He named his kid after a cartoon character? That's awesome, I freaking love Camp Lazlo.