morebacon comments - FunSubstance

morebacon

TIME TO MAKE A BEAT!!
|-/

— morebacon

Share Contacts

Report User

Also the answer is no. 8 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Well they catch birds and eat them so that means they can fly 0.o, the plot thickens.

Japanese Moving Companies take their jobs very seriously 6 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

There needs to be a New Jersey episode of this

Want me a hug now 14 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Like the lowest hanging Christmas ornament on a tree

Poor kitty, I hope he got home safe 31 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

YES, ITS A FREAKIN SNOW LEOPARD

If you have no idea for gifts 8 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Ill take the "box in a box"

A real man 7 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Every line cook at the Ruby Tuesday's I worked at years ago.

What’s the alternate? 11 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Either way, chicken dinner

What’s the alternate? 11 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Hi Alter Nate. I'm Alt Ternative. Nice to meet you :)

Similar sounds 3 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

I heard two owls about 3 weeks ago. Except, at the same time, there were also two cats in what sounded like a fight to the death. I was waiting for Sir David Attenborough to chime in.

5 · Edited 7 years ago

Bless you 3 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Or he assassinated you from a hay bale with his wrist blades.

AAARRR 17 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Unless you played "Black Flag". I still love that friggin game.

Schrodinger's Test 4 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Unless you draw a "backlash" and extend the middle bar of the F just a bit. Just depends on the teachers handwriting. It worked for me a few times in highschool.

Contemplating. 1 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

"My DNA and hair fibers are all over the hooman, I'll never get away with it. Unless...."

You subconscious mind is stopping you 7 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

He did that while shooting the bird at someone

Now this is real art 10 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

I can draw the "S Thing". That's about the extent of my drawing talent.

Why buy fabric softener when you can put that money towards paying your school loans. 11 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

Amen. Also dryer sheets. #1..I always get complimented when hugged b/c I use the island breeze Gain detergent. Probobaly b/c I use 2 cups instead of one. #2 I dont iron my clothes. I just throw them into the dryer 10-15 minutes before I wear them and use like 10 dryer sheets (after I've already dried them of course). I dont mind spending a few extra bucks to smell nice :)

Gotta look handsome 11 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

The Doctors would approve!

Gotta look handsome 11 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

More like amazing :)

It's true! 2 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

It should say "what my eyes see after I photoshop the moon".

*smack* 1 comments

morebacon · 7 years ago

"Listen here you little shite, you had 9 months to get your papers turned in."