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I found a pigeon! What's going on mate?! 4 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

I study bird law. Article 7 states that pigeon has chosen him. Now they must find the nearest flamingo and go to Ireland and get 6 poatoes.

But how though? 18 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

I think any tone you ask this in would be offensive. It's still a great question though.

How do you pronounce this vegetable 3 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

She's not wrong

That's so useless 3 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

Just like the "name bitch badder than Taylor Swift" shits storm. Go google it. Its amazing.

Funny drunken gnomes 1 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

Screenshot this to myself. Next years costume on lock. I need an Irish one for St Pattrick's day.

Top 10 photos taken before tragedy 4 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

Im gonna need the other 13 cuz I cantz count gude

"it's post maphone now* 6 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

I call fuckery on this one haha

Share your story in the comments 30 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

I mean I have lucid dreams all the time. I realize Im dreaming and can do crazy shit. I take a certain medication that, as a side effect, makes dreams last 10x longer than my sleep. When I wake up I can vividly account for every second of every hour of the dream. Even if I only slept for 5 minutes. I think this induces more cases of deja vu bc I have them all the time.

Share your story in the comments 30 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

Fuck that man. Sounds like Inception.

"it's post maphone now* 6 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

How is he getting texts frim himself? He have his 2nd phone in his contacts?

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Sometimes you just have to run 5 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago

"Hey Boo Boo, I heard you got them thin mints."

I have a problem 9 comments

morebacon · 6 years ago