I know that feeling 1 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
"Why did we let our wives dress is up like this?"
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A wheelchair in a hospital in Palestine (one of many) 4 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Not at all :) Every amputee is dif. There's traumatic amputees(car wrecks, diabetes, bombs ect), then ones like mine. I chose every aspect of my amputation. Time, date, how much to amputate. But I fall into a sub catagory. I have no fibula(bone behind shin), a deformed tibia, deformed knee that has no cartilage, stress fractures in the tibia, and a femur that's 10% shorter than the other. I go to the top prosthetic company in the world but with that much damage from birth, theres only so much that can be done. Hence my decision to amputate above knee in about 3 weeks. Id say its about the same as when your sleeping limb starts to wake up. Except your wearing a shoe thats 5 times too small when the pain goes away. Then theres phantom pain. 10 years later and sometimes it feels like a red hot knife goes into the top of my foot for about 30 seconds whenever it feels like it. Lol its a wild ride.
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Cute trash 3 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
If that was my kid, nothing productive would ever get done due to us pranking the same garbage man all over town.
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Next level gaming 11 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
That looks like something that I would throw at the wall after about 10 min
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A wheelchair in a hospital in Palestine (one of many) 4 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Theres a story of one guy who built his own prosthetic leg out of pvc pipe and works 12 hrs a day. I have a $15k leg and can only wear it for a few hours.
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How to pick up girls online-the indian way 14 comments
WTF Elon Musk. How bout a little warning next time? (Falcon-9 Satellite Launch) 13 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Story time. I live in central Florida. Last week we had two extremely loud thunder claps, seconds apart. Not normal thunder. Im talking God came down and thumped us in the chest type stuff. Right after the booms, you could hear two jets overhead. Normal right? Na buddy. These guys sounded like Nasguls and I had the One Ring in my pocket. My entire facebook wall lit up with people asking what the hell just blew up and if anybody was dead. Turns out NASA needed to study the effects of breaking the sound barrier over a populated area. Hey NASA, the effect is my cat is still glued to the ceiling.
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Cute kid 1 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
"Mother, this house has a fridge that has shelves. If you do not buy it, Im joining the circus and never coming home."
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Giggity doggity 7 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Im gonna have to wait for the mustard study to come out before I make any decisions
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Roses are red, bananas get peeled 10 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Agreed. I dont think the furry thing is that big here in Florida. You'd have a heatstroke walking to car.
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The US need it 6 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Also, nobody knows who built it right? Ancient Aliens did a thing on it but I cant remember.
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Roses are red, bananas get peeled 10 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
They can become the person or thing that the social construct the've built around themselves would not allow.
Well done dude! 2 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Will this be #2 or #3 for them? I hope he writes a sitcom about his home life someday. Being a daddy Deadpool. Id watch the hell out of it.
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Oakland booty, compton face 7 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
The suit could no longer hold the awesomeness of that ass
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