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The tallest building in Dallas is a Mitch Hedberg fan 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
"I eat rice when I want 2,000 of something"-Mitch
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Multilevel falls 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Where's this?
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Who said Steve wasn't beautiful? i will protect this man. 14 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Im a sucker for sharp jaw girls like Olivia Wilde.
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Let's hope not. (NSFW because politics 'n stuff) 24 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Right on. No clue how Ill get there lol.
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Let's hope not. (NSFW because politics 'n stuff) 24 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Haul ass South or into the mountains. Its not the nukes I worry about. Its the total breakdown of society. Think "The Purge" but worse.
Let's hope not. (NSFW because politics 'n stuff) 24 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Its the most insane thing Ive ever seen. These two are playing chicken over twitter. Except with all our lives. We all know both of these fuckers would be under a mountain if shit went down. At least I feel somewhat safe in Fla. If it goes down Im stealing a boat and going to Cuba.
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Gal Gadot without makeup 23 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
That is a face I could wake up to every morning. Wow.
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The bizarre items doctors found in vag*naS in 2017 (and the things MEN needed removing) 22 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
What on earth would make you want to put a paperclip up your dick? And #8 was going for "ultra virtual reality".
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Father is a hero 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
"Humans of New York" is an amazing series. When you get time, you should def check out their FB page or youtube.
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Moment of silence for our brother 11 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
She was just twisting the knife deeper with that hashtag, damn.
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Sharing is caring 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Now everyone is freaking out
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Now that would be an awesome Christmas 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I thought Krampus was German? Nvm. I read that as Australian dammit.
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What you think about this one? 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
And a bunch of squids should be called a squad
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Like Bing? 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
"The cheese looks delicious on this trap...oh shit my neck I'm stuck."
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Poor philip 13 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
The Crown is a fucking awesome show
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f*ck you and your stupid games 1 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
This is how the Queen catches corgis
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Legs.Exe has encountered a fatal error 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
What a wonderful thing to see at 3:36 am
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</3 most heart breaking thing.. 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
xvideos.com, but pornhub comments are a good place to laugh off your shame after the fact
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Today is National Bacon Day 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
The bacon fairy visited me this morning with chocolate covered bacon with pancakes. Now Im on my way to my friends screen printing shop to get this t-shirt made :)
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Sad doggo 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Throw back to Homeward Bound
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Anon has his priorities straight 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Thanks buddy. Means a lot!
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This guy knows what is important when it’s snowing in Atlanta 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
@liquide KCCO!
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Anon has his priorities straight 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Sorry. Just wanted to share that what you think of yourself is no way what the rest of the world may see in you. I was on the verge of insanity and suicide. But as one of these girls taught me "If God or the universe hasnt taken you out of this world yet, then you have a purpose. Even if its to hold a door for someone tomorrow who's having a bad day".
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Anon has his priorities straight 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
The cringe is bad on these. When I first got my leg amputated in 2006, girls flocked to me. Now Im not bragging.I had no clue what was happening or why they had the slightest intrest in me. At that point in my life I hated my physical self. I just had amputed a leg that I wouldnt let anyone see due to the massive shame I felt bc of the way it looked. So, still having that self hatred and being a new amputee, I had no clue how to tell if a girl liked me. Hell I didnt like me. I just look back and think wow. But silver linning. The girls I speak of all worked in the same Ruby Tuesdays as me. They built my confidence in myself up and made me learn how to respect and talk to girls, bc I was the only guy server vs 23 girls. Still didnt lose my v-card till I was 24, but if I could hug and thank those girls today I so would. Moral of the story, missed opportunities may not be missed at all, just stepping stones to the person you are today. I still cringe at how blind I was though :)
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