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TIME TO MAKE A BEAT!!
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Bad at texting 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Bad at checkers
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Art 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Bravo good sir
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When you wanna look slim but refuse to exercise 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Sneaky snek
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Swan goes nuts, attacks woman 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
This happened to me once. I was wearing a white shirt too. I think that it pisses them off to the point of attack.
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Someone call Bill Gates 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I really want to hear their version of the opening jingle/song
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A bit extreme 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
It's Annastasia. She can cure anything with those gypsy hips
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Well put 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I dont think I could bring myself to hit a woman tho. I would just take all of her shit and throw it in the street after I secretly called 911 show she couldnt hurt herself and blame it on me. Hopefully I'll never have to deal with this situation bc that level of crazy should be pretty easy to spot from a mile away...hopefully.
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A christmas poem 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
It's everywhere. The roof, the walls and the ceiling.
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Train named after me 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Ouch
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This killed me 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
The kid looks like he just broke out of his duct tape bonds. Still has some in his hair haha
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Prepare your an*s 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Romi and Raylene, cucumber scene
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What a dumb question 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I'll second that
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Tard goes to Buffet 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I feel bad for whoever is bunking with him. Dear God the farts...
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Ah, the Jehovah Witness final exam 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
"You're gonna hear about the Lord and Savior today!"
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Well played 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Well it's not working cuz bacon is damn near $1 a strip where I live and this does not please me.
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Student's video about relativity & equivalence of ref frames won her $400k of scholarship 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
To what school? Or was it of her choosing?
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McDonald’s lets people design their own burgers. 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
They should have made one called "The Mad Hermoine" and it would just be two patties of beef with ketchup in the middle and two buns. Ya know, to compliment the "Ron's Creamy Surprise".
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Apple for Christmas 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Oh the frustration, then happiness, followed by more frustration/anger
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I like big trucks 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
You other drivers cant deny
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This is what Niagara Falls looked like 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Badass
It's a bit cold 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Lookin like The Shining haha
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I don't see any guy here 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
She's a beautiful witch, or a bitch.
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Wendy's met her match 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Burger King has the best burgers, McDonalds has better coffee stuff, and Wendy's has the best chicken. Just my opinion tho.
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Let's hope not. (NSFW because politics 'n stuff) 24 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
China ownes most of our debt and does hundreds of billions of dollars in sales with the U.S. Would you burn down your rental house just because the tennant burned down your neighbors house? Nope.
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The most wonderful Christmas present is not always the present itself but how it makes us 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I really enjoy the ones with electric motors in them.