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TIME TO MAKE A BEAT!!
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Oh fuk 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Mind blown
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Booty bed 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Lucky pup
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Can't blame him 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I am proud to be a Florida Man. I havnt made the headlines yet but I've got plenty of time.
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 3 15 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Using words like that shows an utter lack of intelligence, a limited vocabulary, and bigotry.
Never give up 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
At least if he got hurt, his legs are already faulty sooo yea, he'd just say fuck it. Can't get any worse. Wheelchair halfpipe here I come!
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Never give up 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Somebody is gonna make a dark humor joke before this is over.
Why be afraid of the dead when you're already dead inside? 21 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Bitch I would do it for half that. Just pop some headphones in. That way you can hear all the creepy sounds. Btw what would one be doing for work in a cemetery at night?
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So let's enjoy the little things ok !! 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
They are making a 2nd season right?
Indy 500/what's a computah? 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I love this guy's commercials
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Raw, unedited video of Obama stating his passion, memes 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Couldn't
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 3 15 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Within reason. Not gonna buy drinks for a bachelorette party, just 2-4.
The mind is only for imagination. 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I was talking about the practice of imagining something, then making it come to fruition, lamp or not.
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Adult problem 19 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Go take a community college class that interests you. You'll be in a room filled with people with like minded intrests.
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Raw, unedited video of Obama stating his passion, memes 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
God I miss him. And don't berate me with your political views. I could care less.
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 3 15 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Do they make these douche bags in a factory? My go to move was to spot a girl at bar. Then I would buy her whole group drinks. Tell the bartender to point me out, but ignore them and avoid eye contact. I would let them talk amongst themselves about who the hell I was. Phase 2: Go up next to the group and order them another round. This time making eye contact with the girl I wanted to talk to in the first place. Then just talk with all of them. I've found that winning the hearts of her friends is the most important step.
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Adult problem 19 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Amen to that brother
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The mind is only for imagination. 6 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Well to be honest, a person's hands have no imagination. It's 10,000 miles from your head to your heart. Even farther to your hands.
So let's enjoy the little things ok !! 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Ahhh I remember it now. Yea I binged the whole season in like 4 days.
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18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
So I guess I'm the only one who like titties...
So let's enjoy the little things ok !! 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
What movie is this from it's aggravating me.
How walker does it 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Kiss that gearbox goodbye. Still pretty cool tho.
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18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
God forbid women shoe cleavage,,damn
He thinks he’s such a player ???? 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
He doesn't think he is, he is
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For all you romantics out there 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Its ok
That you can't rhyme
With a little practice
You'll get it with time
All goal are met
With persistence and heart
You know you've found your soulmate
When they let you hear them fart
I'll teach you my ways
If you bring my favorite chips
They're the Dill Pickled flavor
Of the brand they call Lays
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So many messages 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
A guy comes and yells at all of us that he does crossfit
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