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James Franco on Tinder 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Both he and Dave's smiles are insane. Also, imagine being Dave? Having big brother would be awesome but using one that powerful in Hollywood? "COME ON YOUNG CUB LET ME SHOW THE WAY".
When men cried 18 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I dunno but thank God for it. That ginger dude's acting blew me away when I was younger.
When men cried 18 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
He also said"I's..(pronounced *eyes*) tired boss, dog tired." His affliction was he didn't remember how long he has been like that (his healing gift). He also was an empath who felt every emotion radiating off of every person. His final words or thoughts he gives Hanks when he shakes his hand, killed me the most "He killed them with they love, thats how it is all over the world, every day...)
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I just found this funny 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Or batshit crazy ones
They: How's the adult life going? Me: 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
This is the troll guest
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When men cried 18 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Tried not to cry watching this after he passed, failed miserably.
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Cars of the future can blink 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Cars did this in the 80's and 90's
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Harry Potter unknown facts 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I read somewhere that he begged on his deathbed for them noy to make another movie without him. He died days after.
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Shower thoughts 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I always say I just need a right one just mess with people. I have a sense of humor that puts people on their heels. You can see the smoke come out of their ears trying to figure out what to say next lol. I always buy both but I have no need for the left ones. I literally have a left show that I exercise in and it looks new out of the box.
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Ach-who 2 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
*As He He looks down* "You see that knowledge I just spit out? You might want to pick that up."
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"Honey, nobody is that gay". Insane self-control 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I guess it's stating that even a gay guy who has no interest in women whatsoever, would still look at those boobs. Bc boobs are awesome.
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Moms have 2 personalities 1 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I can't be the only one that heard the bottom T-Rex roar
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FBI agents are dating 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Story Time: I live in a small town between Tampa and Orlando. My dad's friend stopped by our house one day and told us he just got released by the FBI down at the sheriff's station. He said he went on an Obama rant on his cell phone. He was around no one and was talking yo his right wing friend who agreed(pretty racist and assisnation type stuff). 3 hrs later, his boss, also my friend, tells him to get his ass to the sheriffs station immediatly(They work for the city). He and my friend were grilled for 4 hrs and were put on an FBI watch list for a year. Mind you, this guys name is "Tiny" and he is as fat as a cargo ship from China and he was scared shitless. So when you hear the rumor that certain keywords you speak may ping up on the NSA's computers, it's true.
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Shower thoughts 8 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I only need to buy a right shoe at a time because it wears out twice as fast as the left.
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Malcolm in the Middle - The Circle Game 1 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Such a great show. Him rolling back in the in chair while their dad's drank killed me.
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He looks so proud 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
It's old, tired, dry, limp, looks appalling, they can follow the recipe but can't reproduce anything close to it, take your pic.
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One hell of a sneeze 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
What movie?
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Chris Pratt, homeless, living in this van, holding the script to his first acting job 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Like I needed another reason to love this guy. Love everything he does.
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I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one wondering this 12 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Like detective
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That Top comment! 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Depends on what organization your talking about. Shriners Children's Hospital personally spent $6.8 million on me alone. They have around 24 hospitals with hundreds of kids in their care. They even bring kids to America from around the world. Also, my case wasn't even close to the worst one...
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So, which is it? Be direct or get to know each other first? Neither one works. 9 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Every person is different so it's up to you find out.
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Any opinions on a 2005 Porsche Boxster 987 4 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I thinks it's bland. It can't hold a candle to a GT3
Please love me 5 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I love the cats with these ears. What's the breed?
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Great father 7 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
I feel bad for any guy that she dates. Gotta be the most intimidating dad on the planet.
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You've been smoking 3 comments
morebacon · 6 years ago
Ohhhhh where is my hairbrush?
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