How to play games with your girlfriend 8 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Unless it backfires and you walk in the door to a woman screaming "YES OF COURSE I WILL!!!". Bc she didnt even try to look for the other note. She just presumed it said "marry" on it.
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We're having a crisis! 7 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Ya never can be too careful with ghosts man. Btw what's up with those? I thought that was your department?
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Manning up is not always the answer 10 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
I completely agree. I reject the practice that most men are raised to show no emotion or they will be considered weak. I guy my age committed suicide last Friday. His girlfriend, which is my long time friend, was in the kitchen with his 4 yr old son and he went into his car in the garage and took himself out. He was always smiling too. If a person is able to talk to someone without being belittled, they can learn the tools that help with coping with depression and feel like they are not alone.
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Oh God nooo... 25 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Pretty sure that's the end tho. Unless his parents come into his room because they heard a loud thud on the wall. Having semen, flies, larvee all over the room. He probably freaked the fuck out. Oh yea plus the smell. All of which there is no explanation for.
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Hellephant comes to usher in the apocalypse 3 comments
Spoon of liquid nitrogen in a bowl of gasoline. 10 comments
We're having a crisis! 7 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
No way I could sit there while the guns were pointed that way. Especially since it looks like the clips are in.
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It's all relative 25 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
After the Charlottesville death of that girl. He said there were good people on both sides.
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Jacob needs glasses 12 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Trying follow bitcoin gives me a headache and I dont even own any kind of e-coin.
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It's all relative 25 comments
Make the right choice. Don't text and drive 5 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
I will take your phone from you if you text and drive with me in the car. It infuriates me when I see other drivers on their phones, swerving and not even caring.
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Nobody is going to fall for that 15 comments
Some cool photos you've never seen before 13 comments
Raising the children of the future 2 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Also, you randomly turn off the Wi-Fi, simulating a phone call that interrupted AOL. Dammit mom!
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And Why do they explode 3 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
One thing I don't get though is in The Last Jedi, when Snoke's ship is firing in the last 3 ships, the laser fire arches downward like a bullet going down range. I don't think they were in the gravity field of the rebel planet.
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Some cool photos you've never seen before 13 comments
Why be afraid of the dead when you're already dead inside? 21 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
When I worked for Ford Motor Company, I drove a coroner home bc he dropped off a vehicle. He told me the very first time he picked up a body, it was in the back of the van in a body bag. The Person had been dead for hours. All of sudden the body sat straight up in the body bag. He said he freaked out so bad he swerved and hit a tree. Apparently dead bodies can still have severe muscle spasms after death.
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Ever hit a pothole and though, "damn, that sounded expensive" 1 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
*Curses car for being a POS*...hits pothole.."please don't die I love you".
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James Franco on Tinder 7 comments
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Both he and Dave's smiles are insane. Also, imagine being Dave? Having big brother would be awesome but having one that powerful in Hollywood? "COME ON YOUNG CUB LET ME SHOW THE WAY".
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