I'd hook up with her

Corey Taylor could beat all of Nickel Back's ass' with just his neck

"Ducking move you fuck!"

Ha! For 21 yrs I only had one bone in my left shin. I win.

When the weed hits ya just right

No way I'd let somebody do that to me. Creeps me out everytime I see it.

I hate them. I fucking hate them. Last 3 nights have been like this.

It only took a whole 4 months.

That's when you know to keep on the look out, sneaky sneaky.

Bringing that line from "Hotel California" right to life I see

Here lies morebacon he eats the way back now.

The constant judgement

Haha ok. Good luck on that. Just agree with everything she says and have a supply of chocolate at all times.

Why not take her with you. She has moon earing and might be into watching it with you.