Exactly. Almost every villan seems to be played by the nicest people.

Then dishonor on the cow that will be used to make the next hamburger you eat.

Guest, you mean like you making a dumbass comment?

He is and he's salty bc he has never seen a boob in real life.

Oh hell yea. My birthday is Monday. See if I can get somebody to buy me one.

Awww somebody's sarcasm meter is broken

The squirrel did tho, all the way across town via Lightning Air, the fastest way for a squirrel to travel. Sam now has to beg for money on the other side of town to buy nuts from the local tree he landed in. We think lightning air sizzled a few too many brain cells. You see, his brother Steve was flown to the opposite part of town by mistake (Lightning Air is notorious for fast travel but shit on locations) and Sam is Trying to reunite with him before the family reunion in Orlando. Aunt Sheryll has enough nuts for the whole family to retire on that she won on a 2 but scratch off but she is dying and part of her will reads that all family members must attend the reunion to be in the will.

Hahaha

Our garbage men are robots. Each truck has a $30k arm attached to it that grabs the can and dumps it into the truck.

It hook up with her then take her to H&R Block for out first date.

That's so awesome that he can dribble it