You were born in....'99?

Is that Caitlyn Jenner?

I remember an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where everything was run by bananas and they all had to get in some big line to be eaten by a giant ape. It was kind of creepy banana mafia-ish

Paralyzed? Isn't it MS that did that?

Unless they turn their wipers on for rain and can't see to drive

My niece was born months early, when it's still legal to have an abortion. She's my favorite human ever.

Pretty sure it's cause he's a "fruit cake"

Unfortunately, if women showed their nipples in public, there would be a lot more molesting/rape. As ideal as what your saying is, it's wouldn't be executed well. Imagine being a topless woman on a subway with strangers at night. Yes, you're having equal rights, but you're also in a hell of a lot of danger.

I thought it was ramen at first

You can also be a teacher at 21/22.. So that wouldn't be much of an age gap you turkeys

I saw this photo years ago

I was waiting for you at tha door

I understand! Go to the park. Plan your future. Name your future kids. Go to church. Join a group.

I never said you could use my photo

HAHAHAHA as much as I used to listed to MCR, I still initially thought the post was going to be "when I was a young warthogggggg!"

He's the best