Oh my.. Im so stupid.. I thought the picture of "two teachers flirting" was on the wrinkles in Mr. Beans face.. I spent 10 minutes looking for it before i realised it..

Buy now button?

Oh Japan.. what are we ever going to do with you..

I found this difficult, but not entirely impossible to fap to.

How did he kill the shark? beat its head with the jug?

No no, Guys, it means the finger is. And she is a beautiful finger.

Daniel... oh wait there's internet involved?

http://www.timburtoncollective.com/nmbcpoem.html
^The poem for all those interested. It is long, but worth the read

I literally had this happen to me yesterday in science, we did our project completly wrong , the worse part is that the class and teacher got to ask you questions about it after and we had to defend ourselves without sounding stupid.

He ended up getting a job too. So well played, Sir Adam

*cough cough* she actually bets her hat *cough cough*

This is wrong, the Volcanoes aren't not trying to kill them, they too are afraid of everything in Australia.

wat

fire-water.... i knew mine wouldnt make sense

*circles "B" Franticly*

As a firm atheist, I can confirm this information is 100% accurate.