Surprise sex!

I've never met a girl named Sandy that I didn't want to have some fun in the sun with.

Tachyons. But anything moving faster than light wouldn't interact in typical ways with matter because the fundamental forces utilize mediator particles that travel at c or slower. We might notice their indirect effects via e.g. curvature of spacetime or other interesting things, but we don't really have a direct way of measuring them.

Whole ass... my favorite kind of countries and humans.

I intricately plan things out, though they often yield unexpected or even contradictory results. Upon investigating those results, I discover lots of interesting, novel, and potentially useful things, but I cannot further pursue them, as my funding and other regulations very specifically dictate what I am allowed to do.

She fucking nailed the devious look. It's too perfect.

"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there is still going to be somebody who hates peaches" -Dita Von Teese
Peachypersimmon, you are the prettiest peach in the world, and I don't think anyone could hate you.

Cactuscake, you need to be more careful. If you keep putting that much gorgeousness together in one place, it might form a kugelblitz. Et comment dites-vous... la fin du monde.

Damn, that ride is so smooth it makes me look like sandpaper.