People can be bought very easily

Isn't that jesse's girlfriend

THE TORCH OF FREEDOM IS EVERLASTING

Breaking bad version:
When your cable goes out you're forced to pick up an extra shift at work
When you pick up and extra shift at work you get cancer
When you get cancer you start cooking and selling meth
When you start cooking and selling meth people come and try to kill you
And when people come and try to kill you you end up murdering a whole house of drug dealers
Don't end up murdering a whole house of drug dealers, get Direct TV.

Yeah I know what you mean everytime I talk to myself its like duh

Wait, ARE WE IN MARCH ALREADY?

"I have no penis sorry"

Congratulations.

They are going with floating heads that's weird

Me when I watched this
Oh pft this guy please oh oh OH OH OHHHHH KARMA KARMA KARRRRRRRRMAAAAAAA BITCH

Hmm

Fuck

Host a tv show with Barack Obama would be awesome

Same here greta, same here

A gunshot echoing through the hills

So I was with my friends and there was this girl wearing leggings and another girl said put some pants on and I said if there is an article of some kind of clothing on a girls legs it counts as pants and I turned to my friends and everyone was like yup he gets it but then all the girls were rolling their eyes it was hilarious

My ass is always ready