These are the type of people that will grow up to be badass bank robbers

I don't want to move to Florida but if get a job at Disney I'm alright with that

That happened to me in Mexico once we were trying to cross the border to get some genuine tacos from mexico and there was like this convoy of big time drug dealers and the border patrol weren't doing anything so my and my friend got up in two different watch towers knocked out the guys in them and started to pick off these drug dealers one by one with these sniper riflies once border patrol stopped us our body count of drug dealers were 46 dead and 31 wounded. We got deported back to Texas and we're pretty sure that now guys from that drug rind in Mexico are coming to kill us

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/10/103d3308757a0f74d4a2f447441b63f6f305c1ce027c60bdba7a39b3e52ff479.jpg

She would've probably looked at me like this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7c/9a/19/7c9a19a92db63c222967894f669d0980.jpg

If I was in that position when we be walking down the isle I would just whisper in here ear "you see those two people standing there that's gonna be us someday"

Not that cool excuse me this is fucking awesome

I felt so bad yet so good