Mr. Clever

mrclever


Having feelings is really getting in the way of me being a bad bitch

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Anyone else feel this? 19 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
When someone dies, and no one is there to mourn them, the mourning is then placed upon a random person- this is why you sometimes randomly feel sad.
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Not you 14 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
If anybody has even the faintest idea of where it might be from
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Not you 14 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Smooth motherfuckers
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I get annoyed by them easily 11 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Literally the plot of The Slap
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Chris, Chris, Chris 8 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
I need the link to this video
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Every f*cking time ! 6 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
*smiles thinly whilst screaming*
*rips out own heart*
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Humble minister 5 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Why is that such a big deal? I could be a lowly servant or a rich king and I'll still take your picture because it's a fucking nice thing to do.
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Every f*cking time ! 6 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Sherlockians
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Artist Heather Dewey buildt software that models faces using DNA data 20 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
*never chews gum again*
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Segway gladiator 12 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Goddammit Rory Williams
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Totally valid question 14 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
They're coming in from all over the place, Manchester, NYC, I think I remember Germany has them too.
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Totally valid question 14 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Okay I hate to point this out but it looks like that's directly in front of a door so that's most likely private property
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Grandmother's Censorship 21 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
She seems totally chill with asshole though
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Captain spider 8 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Stony we know it's you
Im dying 7 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
What did Salazar Slytherin do
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Is there actually any difference? 8 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Of course there's a difference.
One is cigarettes, which are bad for your lungs.
One is alcohol, which is bad for your liver.
And the other is social media, which is bad for your people skills.
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No they're dragon scales 11 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Dragon Tales, I think.
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Whoa 11 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Plus the writers originally wanted to make Hans and Anna the heroes and in love and Elsa the villain but when they heard "Let it go" they decided it was an empowerment song and switched Hans to the villain. That's why we see such a radical change in character.
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Teletubbies are horrible when black and white 6 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Telletubbies are horrible in Technicolor too
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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 18 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Last time I checked.
Im starting to like the people from my college 7 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
How come I have to take flying lessons when I want to be a doctor?
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One of the most gorgeous snakes, hairy bush-viper 10 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Baby Smaug
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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 18 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Well. I know some sweets you can pick off my trolley.
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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 18 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
And last time I checked I was a woman so it turns out I neither have a Basilisk and you don't have a chamber.
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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 18 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Mind if I slide my Basilisk into your Chamber?
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