I can't even because this little shit is so odd

"What'll you do for tomorrow?"
"I'll darken my clothes and strike a violent pose."

"How was class?"
"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me."

Audio descriptions of actions going on on-screen enable the blind to watch shows and movies and Daredevil initially didn't have that option, but because of the voiced complaints it now does. Soon the option will extend to other shows like Orange Is The New Black, and House of Cards. Non-Netflix originals will get the option later.

The UK is wishing mums everywhere a wonderful day

You will never run out of nachos

I always thought the saddest word was tea... It's sad when it ends...

The orca jumping that high when the dolphin did a baby jump

Yup

oh MAN OH MAN oH MAN I WASN'T PREPARED AT ALL FOR THAT MOVIE

These are Saruman, Gandalf and Radagast

Look man I came in here to talk Moriarty not to have an identity crisis

ThatS BRILLIANT