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Fuck me if that's not a suggestive pose

It gets creepier the longer you look at it

You the real MVP

JIM THE CONSULTING CRIMINAL

Who's the princess 99% of people get this wrong

My life quote

What I want to know is how the fuck did the cops get involved in the first place

That second commenter seems like a very angry person

This needs to be NSFW

How many people do you think will screenshot this post and the one above and title it "FS did a thing!"

Wow. The only weird thing my roommate ever did was whisper the Latin demon banishing spell whenever I walked in a room

Nothing could ever compare to the snort I just made

WHAT I ASPIRE TO BE IN LIFE

I misread it as Oprah

[Sound of "Ohhhh!"ing in the background]

Me calling out the bullshit

Ba dum tss

I see this post all the time but it justs seems to get better every time I do

Honestly the cutest thing here is your outlook on life you go you