At my first sleepover they showed me gay porn. I haven't been to any more sleepovers.

Are u at ComicCon

https://www.doesthedogdie.com
-website specifically made to find out whether or not the dog dies in a movie

This ghost gets laid more than I do smh

I just blushed really badly and put my head into my hands like an emu this is what she does to me

I can play a drinking song on the saxophone and reverse hot cross buns on violin. I could be bribed to play the Chicago theme song on the trumpet. That's it. That's all I can do.

I'm still laughing

I feel like this only works if you have a short name

Ridiculous 2015 trends:
-telling someone to stop doing what they like even though it doesn't affect you
Let this die out in 2016, okay?

The hero we need but not the one we deserve

I'm so gay

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

Those cosplays are cooler than hell

"Can you feel it Mr. Krab's"

I will never not laugh at how suggestive the Deadpool ad campaign is

Everytime I see Daisy Ridley my heart beats a little faster

And Black Panther is richer than both of them

I demand this in my life

And they were damn good