He's a treasure in this film truly

I got a rock

This movie is so underrated

That sounded weirdly like a come-on

When I went to see Force Awakens this trailer played while I was going up the steps and I was so surprised I tripped and got a nosebleed

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Uh..."
"It's because I want to pet your dogs."

The lengths you go to to make your fanfiction accurate

I was one of the few who watched Sea of monsters in theaters and when the first moment they fucked up was shown half the theater left.

God bless John Watson

The Flash kinda looks like he's holding his phone in front of his face

A proud father

Holy shit

President of what? The special snowflake club?

Rub a dub dub two guys in a tub desperately trying to raise their body temperature enough to fight syphilis

Barry Allen and Oliver Queen

Two trips are for the weak

I remember going "ohh" in the theater when he said this

How do you give birth to that

It's gonna be gooood!

What a majestic beast

Well this isn't fair, everything can kill you. Breathing makes me feel alive but a lack of it can kill me

First time I spent Forth of July in the states I heard a bang then a scream and to this day I still have no idea if I overheard a murder or a celebration

This is the best one yet

You may be loyal but not as much as this guy