I had to do a double take

"Too soon?"
"Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure five seconds is 'too soon'"

Steve is me

How do you know I'm doing none of these

Everytime I see this something is added and it just keeps getting better and better

Amazon baby all the way

Ignoring the Snuffleupagus from hell, that Indian teenager is really pretty

The ad campaigners are killing it for Deadpool

This is oddly captivating

This is me tbh

And thus the Shipping begins

For those that ARE films, let us join hands and pray... Please don't suck. Please don't suck. Please don't suck.

Nature is beautiful

We're all welders here

*slams laptop shut*

My breath sped up embarrassingly fast

Elevator's not worthy.

I see their response vehicles everywhere in my town. It's terrifying

I don't give a fuck if you don't give me a blanket at your house I'm stealing yours

That pet store goes above and beyond

There's a tramway in New Mexico that goes up the mountain and when you're about halfway up you can see the remains of a plane that crashed there

I'm going to roll down that hill regardless of consequences

In the "I'm eavesdropping but I don't want to seem like it" pose