mrclever
Having feelings is really getting in the way of me being a bad bitch
— Mr. Clever Report User
Grandma no 6 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
The only princess stories I will read my child
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This girl knows what she wants out of life 8 comments
Starting my pilot training at 16 wish me luck! 19 comments
Sometimes they treat me better than their own kids 6 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
It doesn't matter how nice I am, or polite, my friends parents will always hate me
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When you're in the zone 6 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
Maybe the girl didn't know he was trying to date her. My bestfriend does this for me all the time and he has a girlfriend
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When your cat is accepted in Hogwarts 8 comments
Mjölnir Toolbox 20 comments
I hate when my owner does this 3 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
I work at an animal shelter and my dog always flips the fuck out when I come home
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Anyone else? 17 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
A long time ago I had a friend named Noè, pronounced no-ehh, and literally every sub we ever had paused at his name, then went "nooo?"
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sounds delicious 9 comments
So are you starving now? 29 comments
I will let the doctor do it 50 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
Hell hath no fury like what I was going to do but then I saw the title you sneaky bastard
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Drake & Josh is underrated 6 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
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Drake & Josh is underrated 6 comments
mrclever
· 8 years ago
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and
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