I'm not wearing my glasses so I could've sworn that said Stab Wars

The detail is exquisite

I'd like to point out that the Iron Man 3 suit was meant to break apart

Serving guests, running things. The family business.

I'll need a small diamond and a fire extinguisher

I get irritated by my reflection too.

Now I can attack at all angles

Hey smile says "cool dad" but her eyes say "kill me"

Concert for animals

Technically right is the best kind of right

Did Tony even tell Peter what they were fighting for or?

My best friend is my girlfriend is that gay enough

Open the gate

These crossover costumes are getting more intense

Ur giving me a frighten

Velociraptors

Claire Danes wore this dress to the same tech themed gala where Orlando Bloom wore the tomagatchi.

I want this emblazoned on my grave

When the Avengers save the city but leave it with tons of property damage

R-R-R-REJECTED

I texted it to someone who's totally not my girlfriend and she said "maybe 'boof' can be our 'always'"

I couldn't find my dog so once I yelled "Accio Atom!" and he came running

REPRESENT AYYYYYY