The Hattest of mans

mrhatman1


Occasional spooky stories

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Pretty much 18 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
But sometimes you can be so tired you'd give anything to sit or need to find something and be able to find a lamp they may not be appreciated all the time but the times they are are very important ;)
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Women! Am I right 4 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Well I know what I need
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It's warmer though 11 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Well Celsius and commen sence both start with c
Life Of A Tree 6 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Because that was the only people around that area at that time
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kalamari 10 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Mr krabs is 72
Sometimes life can just suck 12 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
:D
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This cat looks better than me. 12 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I love that url
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Make your own! 71 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I like this one
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Make your own! 71 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Pt.2 Where will I meet her? What will she look like? My mind became swamped with all of these questions and I decided I would go to the cafe and meet her there I did my makeup brushed my hair and when out the door 0d 0h 5m 13s I sat waiting 0d 0h 4m 46s I was looking for her 0d 0h 2m 28s she was nowhere to be found 0d 0h 0m 53s I sat and waited tears gathering in my eyes 10 9 8 7 6 I sat heart destroyed 5 4 3 2 I put my head in my hands and cryed 1 my clock when dark and I heard a shout beside me a guys clock when dark and he couldn't find his mate I sat up and looked over he saw my tears and asked what was wrong I said my clock when dark too he looked and hugged me he introduced him self as Chris I soda there must have been a mistake I thought back to the day it stopped the first time and realized I had to accept it and hugged him back and said I'm so glad I found you
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Make your own! 71 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I'd love to!
Pt.1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I sat at my table at lunch wondering what she looks like and taking the occasional glance at my clock 0d 0h 20m 42s I would meet her after lunch 0d 20m 30s I could hardly wait but then I heard a beep looking at my clock it had stopped. I broke down and begain to cry I couldn't think and friends came running to see what was wrong and gasped when they saw my clock next thing I knew I was home in my moms arms and she was hugging my tight "it's ok sweetheart it's ok" she tried to reassure me I waited a day thinking something must have gone wrong still nothing I waited another and my clock was still stuck at 0d 0h 19m 52s I waited a month and I started to give up I waited a year and forgot all about it watching happily as my friends all found their soulmates after I forgot something changed and I didn't notice for a few minutes but then I heard a tic then a toc I looked down and my clock read 0d 0h 13m 24s I shouted as loud as I could then thought
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Make your own! 71 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I like that actually that was nice
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:D 23 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I am sorry I looked up this pic it is bismuth
:D 23 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
It is often mistaken for bismuth but I kid you not it is pirite
:D 23 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Actually serosan the rock is pirite a mineral and both of those rocks are pirite
Are those contacts!? 7 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Wouldn't that be the best thing to just turn on the tv and see this
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Interesting Flight of Stairs 5 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
This would actually make me cry!
A great quote from a great man: 7 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Yea it's probably just me
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A great quote from a great man: 7 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Anyone notice something wrong here?
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True 34 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I'm not alone!!
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That feeling ( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) 6 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I'm alergic so a bad day is a bad day
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It feels weird 25 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Also in some French cultures Thad what I do
This makes me feel less claustrophobic 13 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
My blanket?
It's possible to train your pets 14 comments
mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
Yep easy to train just takes some time
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mrhatman1 · 9 years ago
I'm loving that profile pic
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