The Hattest of mans

mrhatman1


Occasional spooky stories

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What's the worst thing you've accidentally texted to your crush? 15 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
I texted him "you know who has a butt like a demigod?" And he wanted to know. I just awkwardly responded Percy Jackson ._.
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Fact #08 13 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
Please stop describing my life
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The fascinating tale of North Korea Musical Conductor 25 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
*applause*
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"ssss" snek is danger! 57 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
Well, shit. Link is gonna kill me
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You should Always have the choice 61 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
That is essentially what was said, if you got pregnant you don't deserve an abortion cause you had sex = if you get lung cancer you don't deserve treatment cause you smoked
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You should Always have the choice 61 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
So if you smoke you agree to getting lung cancer and shouldn't receive treatment for it?
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Geevjo 126 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
Anlera huh not so bad
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Wisdom of the crowd 7 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
Aka "wisdom of the crowd" hence the title
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Will we ever gonna taste the sauce? 30 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
YOURE THE SADDEST BUNCH IVE EVER MET!
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Will we ever gonna taste the sauce? 30 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?
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Will we ever gonna taste the sauce? 30 comments
mrhatman1 · 6 years ago
Nope cause there's not gonna be any music in the reboot :(
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For shrimply pibbles 22 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
Eyes please me and me glasses don't get along!
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One in a million 16 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
That math seems a little flawed...
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Write some nicknames of your teachers 48 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
The wonderful lizard of waz is one of my favourites
I need this game in my life 9 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
Nintendo: *tries to stop people from putting games in mouth*
Everyone: *lick*
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7 Earth planets discovered !!! 7 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
Hey 40 light years is the closest earth like exoplanets we've found (new home for humanity anyone?)
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Love it when justice is served 30 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
If you want to call repost then you need to supply a link to the first post
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Out of Sight 2 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
This is such an interesting animation because it shows her perception in a visual way
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How idiots create traffic 8 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
(This is from a video from cgp grey if anyone is interested: https://youtu.be/iHzzSao6ypE )
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Mystery flavor of dum dums 4 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
Where do you even buy dum dums?
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Probably the most magical cake ever made 6 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
Just wait till it's time to cut the cake
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To one day grow organs for transplantation into people... But 18 comments
mrhatman1 · 7 years ago
They would say it's against the will of God to create chimaeras
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