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mrrsparklez


I'm an asshole so get used to it but what makes me worse is, I'm an intelligent asshole

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Sorry officer, just needed to get a Big Mac before you give me a McTicket 6 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
70 in a fucking 40? Must've been hella hungry
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My favorite greentext 11 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Me af rn
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Buuuuuurrn 8 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Fucking savage
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Every country has its stereotypes. What are some from your countries? 27 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
I'm down with the U.S. of A
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This is apparently an acceptable food aisle in Texas 15 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Yes. Also for chillin with ya boys
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That's a lot of nuggets 8 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
I'm mad because you stole from the gloriousness that is whataburger. But I'm also glad to see it was for good
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Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
I understood what he said and corrected him. "Word" doesn't equal "speech" I, like stoner said, comprehend all of what you guys are saying and again, like stoner said, give no fucks. Especially when people try and make a bigger deal out of something than it needs to be
Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
1. It's not a speech. It's a word.
2. If it's a crime to call someone a tranny it should equally be a crime to call someone a fag and queer as well.
And 3. How can you call it "hate" when I didn't even give any context to how I'm using the word
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Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Sucks for those people. But it's not gonna stop me from saying the word tranny
My protein milkshakes are too strong 28 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
How do you know when you've grown too big lmao
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Don't say anything 15 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
I know. That's the point
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Don't say anything 15 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Gear-y
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Killer Cardio 4 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Yes but at what speed are you to run during the 10 minutes
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Painting some happy little beards 4 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
I thought it was "no such thing as a mistake, only happy accidents" or something to that effect
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Advice for life 30 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
This makes me want to ask out my friend whose substantially older than me should her and her bf break up. But even thinking about what may happen makes my heart race and I think I'm feeling some sort of anxiety. This is the only thing I act like a bitch on. And only with her
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Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
It was still extra weight on an already big vehicle that isn't exactly meant for towing. Had he been smarter about it that person would still be alive, he's an idiot that deserves prison time
Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
*calls out for video evidence*
*gets evidence*
WELL ITS STILL AN ACCIDENT. Dude stfu it deserves prison. Who the fuck tows a jeep with a Cadillac(from what I remember that's what was happening) stop defending trash.
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Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Those pesky trannies
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This girl's sense of humor is far ahead of her age. 5 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Hey look, the same typical title that always accompanys this picture
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Never give up! 5 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Because I'm going to win powerball
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And a moat 27 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Right? Fucking sucks
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Amanda is the One 5 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
What all guys dream of
I don't think this counts as a spoiler 4 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
More like "turns and walks back the other way"
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Just leaving this piece of advice 2 comments
mrrsparklez · 8 years ago
Unless they're sisters and both have boyfriends. Damnit
Damn kids 13 comments
mrrsparklez · 9 years ago
You are theoretically a butt baby
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