Maybe now the stupidity won't breed

So I work at a six flags amusement park. Today for some stupid reason they had me at a kid ride. I work the photo booth station. So policy is, we close at 8 and the ride closes at 8. Whoever is in line by 8 still gets to ride but the rest can't. So they close the entrance with a sign that says it's closed. But the entrance and exit are on the same ramp only separated by some bars. So I can't leave until everyone's done and the lines already short enough for one or two more rides max. So I'm thinking. Ok I'll be out soon. But no. Every fucking little kid has to run in there on the exit side and jump over the bars to get in line when it's clearly closed. And worse. There's some parents doing the same thing. Just going in where it clearly says exit and hoping the bars. So I'm stuck there an extra half fucking hour because people can't follow rules or read. Proves the stupidity of people on the other side when you work retail. Hell I've gotten questions from people that ask how to get to -

Beat that niggas ass.
THEN dump your girl and take his girl

That car is gorgeous. The Corvette will be mine! Later in life when I have a career. After my soon plans first it shall be a Camaro

"Well there's going to be one less once I destroy Uranus"
You can still recover from that :p

I already carry a brush. A comb would be a nice side accessory >.> >:)

Love how I go to a random post and it brings me to the mrs' post lol. Ahh funny.

I remember looking for that printed fry after I first saw this picture the first time xD once I forgot about it and fell for it. Fucking whataburger

What the fuck else did you expect from /b/ this is child's play in comparison

Couldn't that be considered rape

He's trying to get you to lower your defenses!!

I was hesitant when I got my friend a job but our place is relaxed and he does good so it's all good

That brought a tear to my eye

Omg this is perfect

That's great xD

Trust fall extreme edition

That falconer tho. Props

That fucking Star Wars one. I want to punch that bitch in the face.
The grandpa in the hospital one, while sad, is hilarious lol