You do realise the mercury levels are less then what you receive from eating fish/walking on the ground

Toddlers and tiaras but I wasn't being serious

Mmmmmmmm not entirely true. Idk about gays but sometimes it depends on how "stretched" the person being penetrated is.

Oh my god you're so stupid. If you've ever had sex with a girl who's a virgin (which you probably haven't on a count of you are a dick) you'd know that it is extremely painful for them as well. Should that not be done? well.. maybe when it's your parents then no

They are the best ice creams ever

I know. I run at 24 seconds and didn't even make the aths team. I know I'm a guy but I once dated a girl just as fast as me

It's not just you. It's extremely disrespectful. If you don't want to date someone for a stupid reason then fine, but keep it to yourself

It's so sad though. One of my best mates is from Indian descent, even though he is basically as Aussie as they come. He's studying medicine and is a good guy but his girlfriends dad isn't that fond of him because of his race

Yeh another word could be better used. Like douchebag?

Einstein the pimp

Clearly at Harvard you're not studying "how to understand jokes"

What movie?

Come again for big fudge?

He just wanted to say he had a big penis

America isn't good at "every sport altogether" mainly just the Olympics and the 3 you invest your self in

I see you have one many console battle badges before. Then I will have to use... SUPERIOR GRAPHIC AND AUDIO PACKAGE, equipped with NO MONTHLY ONLINE FEES!

Very well. UNCHARTED! I
CHOOSE YOU!

You called?