It says Pitch Black not Bitch Black . . .

That's Owen Wilson . . .

He's about to rip out their hearts Temple of Doom style

Actually, Magneto is a master of metal not just magnetism, so any metal is at his command. (because Metallo is a dumb name, *shots fired DC*)

So, how do you get to be Super Japanese? Does she wear cape? With a big J and a piece of sushi on it? Only speak Karaoke?

That is only four glasses of bunny. The service here is s#!+

What about those fries?

Yeah, where exactly did he put that Snickers?