Our marriage certificate is genuine @purplepumpkin 16 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Fun fact: the blending of two idioms (such as "a fool and his money is worth two in the bush") is known as a Malaphor.
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It’s Clobberin’ Time 4 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Who's that? It's ever loving blue eyed Thing! The strongest character in Marvel.
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It’s Clobberin’ Time 4 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Who's that? It's ever loving blue eyed Thing! The strongest character in Marvel.
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They be like "God forgives" and then call you a sinner who will burn in the 4 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Christians should ever advocate. God loves everyone. Accept it or don't but do NOT tell people it's His will to hate ANYONE EVER.
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They be like "God forgives" and then call you a sinner who will burn in the 4 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
"Love Thy Neighbour" and "Let he who is without Sin cast the first stone" weren't suggestions they were instructions. Everyone has heard the story of the Good Samaritan but they focus more on the Good part than the Samaritan part. A Jewish man was dying on the side of the road and it wasn't a member of the Church who saved him but a Samaritan. Samaritans fucking hated the Jews for calling them heathens and Jews hated them back for being heathens. Yet a Samaritan man was more willing to put aside his prejudice and persecution and extend a hand to help someone, whose people hated him, out of compassion and kindness more than a member of the religion that teaches you to love and forgive others. Draw what parallels you want between the member of the Church in that story and the "Burn in Hell" members of the Church today. It's too much to ask everyone to be the next coming of Jesus, set aside their grudges and sing Kumbaya but hating others has never and will never be something that Christi
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Impregnating lightning, very very frightening 2 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
That hairstyle is so generic hentai protagonist that I have no idea which one they're supposed to be.
Impregnating lightning, very very frightening 2 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
That hairstyle is so generic hentai protagonist that I have no idea which one they're supposed to be.
Gonna watch something little less confusing 2 comments
Gonna watch something little less confusing 2 comments
They sure helped 2 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
League of Nations: all people are equal no matter their race
America and Australia: no
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America and Australia: no
Naruto but Jujutsu Kaisen 1 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
The fact that Naruto is the bar they compare to. It should be Naruto we have: a more depressed itadori, an edgier Megumi, a useless kugisaki and a funnier upside down gojou sensei.
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Evidently, they eat lead 3 comments
What have they done to you 7 comments
Als wind 12 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
"There's a cure?!" Asked Cassy Chainsaw Hands.
"Hey shut up we're perf" replied Johnny Long Cock.
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"Hey shut up we're perf" replied Johnny Long Cock.
Who knew how racist 9 year olds can be 21 comments
Who knew how racist 9 year olds can be 21 comments
