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I mean yeah, good one actually. 6 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
You should read BLACK by Kwanza Osajyefo. It answers the burning question "What if Black people had superpowers?".
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Send in the adults 2 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
*Missy Byron would like to know your location*
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Mine was November Rain 4 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
"Google, what's that song that goes du du da da?"
"Do you mean Du Du-Da Da by Danny Keith?"
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
I put a Spell on you and now I am a little bit of a Court of appeals to me
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Calamari 2 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Only one of them is in danger of being shot.
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What goes around 1 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
"On my darkest day, when my life flashed before my eyes, you saved me. Now is the time for me to repay you."
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Look girl, no judgement here, but... 9 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
"I gave you a $20 and I still haven't gotten that dance. Thou shalt not steal young lady."
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Satire is necessary 7 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Can't tell if you think this is serious or not.
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It's 2021 and Twitter peeps are still being racist 15 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Where's the gender equality? There should be at least as many female mass shooters as male mass shooters. We need to pump those numbers up.
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
They disguise themselves as evil german robots so that they can sneak past Fred's evil parents to kill a living embodiment of cosmic horror that's possessing a parrot wearing a monocle. The episode was called "Gates of Gloom".
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
I remember this episode of Scooby doo!
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....Why god 10 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Legalise Marijuana. Why? Because if it becomes legal then big corporations would be all over it and the government would be able to tax the hell out of it for revenue. They'd no longer have reasons to fight against it. It would be like trying to bring back the Prohibition and banning alcohol. We can call it Operation Pothole and use the tax money from legalising weed to fix potholes in roads. Win win all round.
I never subscribed, was I missing out on anything? 7 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
They were thinking the same thing Tumblr was thinking when Tumblr deleted most of its adult content. "What can I do to alienate my target market and ruin my customer base?"
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Teaching the real history 2 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Japanese. Japanese mate.
Good news indeed 1 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
That better be Lord Miles' Interpreter. Otherwise Miles is a dead man walking. The Internet already hates him enough for almost getting the man and his family executed by the Taliban for being a "collaborator".
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She sells sea shells to she-cover from the she-cession 16 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
I think that he's trying to be inclusive? But the words "recovery" and "recession" are spelt with a "re" instead of "he" which are the letters that "woke progressives" usually try to change?
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Common Sense is neither common nor very sensible. 3 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
That "look at me" has the same energy as the one the Joker said in Dark Knight
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Something to think about 10 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
To paraphrase Jack Reacher: "Everyone wonders what would happen if they went back in time and killed Hitler to help the past. What they should be wondering is if there's anyone they can kill today to help the future."
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Thanks, Confucius. That's a good wisdom 3 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Terry Pratchett quote actually
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Yey hey and up she rises 2 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
*deep breath* OHHHHH, WINDY WEATHER, BOY, STORMY WEATHER!
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS WE HAUL TOGETHER, BOYS!
BLOW YE WINDS WESTERLY, BLOW YE WINDS BLOW!
JOLLY SOU'WESTER, BOYS, STEADY SHE GOES!
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If it looks stupid/ineffective and it works, it ain't stupid/ineffective 8 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
If it looks stupid but it works it's still stupid and you're lucky
Choose one 3 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
Or the Molos Independence Liberation Front
"You'll never get your dreams" -Pol Pot 1 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
That's the neat part*
If hes real of course 3 comments
mrshadow · 2 years ago
And Irredeemable for the hat trick.