MrsSparklez

mrssparklez


Alright, I'm pretty serious this time. Maybe I'll come back, maybe I won't. We'll never know. Love to FunSubstance and all of it's users. Keep being awesome. (:

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Why Do All These Guys Keep Putting Me In The "Girlfriend Zone?" 50 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
I've lost so many good friends because of this. ):
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Alien Orange 14 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Dean, Sam, where the fuck are you guys?
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Every damn time 28 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
*cries* Why.. Why must you hurt me in this way </3 John Green, goddammit.
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when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne 10 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Yes. Oooh, men just smell so good sometimes.
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What if oxygen is a hallucinogen? 12 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Seriously, we're all on Funsubstance all day. Well, most of us.
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So, heard you guys like red-heads 45 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Hehe, don't judge my lingo.
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Welcome home human 11 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Awh, that's cute. (: My nephew does this with me; only the leg hold, though.
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So, heard you guys like red-heads 45 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
OMG ONE OF THEM IS LILITH?? HOLY CRAB
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Using shotgun shells to plant flowers 17 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
You are for your little sister, dammit. -.-*
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Literal meme 12 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
You're welcome! (: I'm not the best at explaining things, but I try to help. :D
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Look how happy the cat is 9 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
They're a really cute couple.
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When I get to Hogwarts 21 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
OHHHHH. I feel stupid! Yeah of course I remember that.
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So, heard you guys like red-heads 45 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Damn, they're beautiful.. I'm still into them Weasley's though. Mostly because they're fictional, and I tend to have a thing for fictional characters.
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When I walked in on my parents getting it on 14 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
It's so confusing, right!? My parents once said that they didn't love each other, and I told this one guy (my old best friend), and he was like "If they didn't love each other, why are you here?" It could've been worded better, but damn. They had 6 kids! How does this even happen!
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When I get to Hogwarts 21 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
I think I haven't got much sleep. Who are you talking about, exactly?
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How to fold a grocery bag for space saving 21 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Oh, I'm sorry. What I meant by "all" was like, all of the people in my household. I'm Texan, I tend to just say all.
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Using shotgun shells to plant flowers 17 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
ALL OF THEM :D
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When I walked in on my parents getting it on 14 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
You don't have to say anything, I wasn't looking for pity. (:
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I suck at billiards 5 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
More like "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing"
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When I walked in on my parents getting it on 14 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
*cries* Hold me while I explain. Well, you see.. They never close their door. They're just like that, so.. When they do close their door.. Yeah. And UNFORTUNATELY, I walked in on them a couple of times. Also, the hating part, they just drive each other crazy and they make SURE let their children know. I'm a messed up child.
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What are the odds? 10 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
If I ever met anybody on here in real life, I'd probably do this, but never reveal myself.
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Literal meme 12 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
They're being VERY literal. The meme is that they'll explain something, and say "nobody bats an eye", and say something better and say "everybody loses their minds". It's a common meme.
Here's an example: http://memecreator.eu/media/created/27op9b.jpg
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When I walked in on my parents getting it on 14 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Oh god..
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Using shotgun shells to plant flowers 17 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
Buy for me? (:
Winter is over now 15 comments
mrssparklez · 10 years ago
How did you know I care? That's sweet, guest.
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