no i write newspaper.

don't apologise for art.

after staring at it for 15 minutes, I have found that it is actually lipstick.

he gets drunk on new years and has a several month long hangover.

thats called a vegetarian

She was a lot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy

You want your freedom? Take it
That's what I'm counting on

HEY SAYING "SJW" DEHUMANISES PEOPLE YOU RUSSIAN BOT!

HA YOU FOOL! I put that there on purpose so you would notice and now I can get offended by your criticism by calling it hate speech!

NOW THE SEQUAL!
Well, here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

in offenced by you being the only person who has a period at the end of your sentence

Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do

just realised i posted the comment before posting the link to the song. oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD1nfINMGU

this chain has a complete, utter lack of puncuation and it offends me

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

he was a very bad kitty.

this comment offends me

I didn't even delete the comment i but said
B̶͚̯̘̻̩̖̮̱̱͕͋̏̇͊͂̕ ̸͇̣̗̥͎̬̙̞͉̠̃̀̏͘͠͝͠À̷̹̙̘͚̲ ̸̙̳͈͎͉̩͎̲͓͐̿̓͆Ļ̶̓̔̀͊̓̍̚ͅ ̵̧̖̣͙̰͖͙̥̺̒͂Ỏ̵͍͚̳̝̙̑̔̀ ̸̝̪̒Ȯ̶̡̨̬͎̯̰̮̱̹̇̍͐̑́͘͝ ̸̪̅̃̂͋͋̑̏̒̀̂͜Ṋ̵̛͋̍͆̍͂̅̀͗̕ ̵̨͙̲̞͇͍̥̘͎̎͂͋S̷̳̥͙̯̥̪̮̙̖̀̎̂

dude, my dad used that term like 3 years ago. glad it caught on.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time

thats basically the plot of the show "bones" right there.