My dad pretends to pick his nose with his

My band teacher always said "Strong and wrong".

I think they should reanimate old Disney movies with the computer animation and stop with the live action.

I still buy Legos for myself when I feel like adulthood is coming on to strong.

It's the OH-SHIT handle

Got to meet her in Wyoming a few years ago, pretty awesome lady.

He was my only friend.

Hilary told him she would pay off his collage debt