I apologize for my poor comment, I will do better next time

I laughed while in the car with my family and they asked what was so funny and I said nothing and they said show us or we're taking your phone away and so... Thanks FS

Wearyourinsecuritieslikearmor

That's the way I like my internet

Well... time to pack up our bags

Preach it brother!

I like the clever title.

Harmlesscheesecake's mother: Honey I'm home... DID YOU GET SILLY STRING ON THE CARPET?!
Harmlesscheesecake: Goddammit Mom get out of my room! I'm exorcising my computer!
Harmlesscheesecake's mother: Did you or did you not get silly...
Harmlesscheesecake: It's not silly string Mom it's serious string!

Whoever takes the pictures for justgirlythings must be the saddest person ever like, "my friends are kissing, let me get a picture."

I need to get this

From sea to rising sea!!!

Dammit I had a good comment and then I looked at the title and realized they were the same

I thought it was a giant key that unlocked a gate surrounding the city.

Hello universe, I'd like to report a glitch

This is too perfect oh my god

This was good, I will thumb this up

Rapists get what they deserve

I don't want to be THAT guy but... That's what she said.

I take a three week hiatus from this site and THIS is the first post I see?? It's good to be back

Finally, one of these I can understand.